my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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