we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have tasted many bathrooms
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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