His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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