no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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