Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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