I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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