do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize
