what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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