I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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