Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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