It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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