youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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