u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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