if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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