I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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