how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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