Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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