loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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