Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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