NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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