so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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