but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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