My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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