When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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