You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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