try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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