She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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