Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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