My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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