I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
