So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
