I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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