No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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