i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
