That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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