Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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