I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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