Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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