I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you didnt know i had herpes?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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