Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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