So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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