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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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