she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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