Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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