is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
