is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
