all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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