Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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