how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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