He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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